Matt's definitions

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 4, 2004

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

by Matt October 22, 2003

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 5, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

Harsh

Many meanings: tight, unfair etc

1. Going into an orphanage and singing 'We are family'
2.Strapping a bomb to the bottom of a wheelchair and telling the person in it to run for his life
3. Going to the english wheelchair baskettball team and telling them to try thier luck at slamball
4. Asking a person with both arms amputated to give u a hand

by Matt November 30, 2004

biglongdabong

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, etc. (way more 0's) atoms. kind of like a mole only way cooler.

A table. A large sandwich. Your cat (if you have a large cat). A long homework assignment. stokes is gay.

by matt November 11, 2004

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 6, 2005