Definitions by Matt

alchemy 

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

alchemy by Matt July 19, 2005

belly fire 

a burning feeling deep in the stomach, usually caused by spicy food, bloody mary's, or just drinking in general, see tums

After that plate of wings and a couple spicy bloody mary's, I had some serious belly fire.

belly fire by Matt July 15, 2005

tums 

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

tums by Matt July 15, 2005

Africoon

An annoying, angry person.

"Quit being such an Africoon Phil, asshole."

Africoon by Matt July 4, 2005

hXc 

to those straight-edge emo pricks it means hardcore. To me it means Straight-edge Hardcore.... the kind of hardcore that sucks. Hardcore was never meant to be straight-edge. Thanks for destroying Hardcore poser emo ass-holes

"look at me, i have black X's on my hands im so hardcore".

"shut up emo kid"

hXc by Matt July 3, 2005

ginity 

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

ginity by Matt June 19, 2005

scuba

Another term for a douchebag. see douchebag

He's such a scuba, he'll screw anything that moves/

scuba by Matt June 19, 2005