Matt's definitions

head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.

Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!

by Matt January 20, 2004

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.

Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.

by Matt August 3, 2006