Matt's definitions

velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 23, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

microsoft

See World Domination

by Matt March 14, 2003

shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

by matt January 7, 2004

South Yonkers

Usually means Southwest Yonkers, the part with all the crime and drugs.

From around Lake to Caryl and the Hudson to Saw Mill.

by Matt November 4, 2004

roomies

An informality of the noun, roomates

My roomies and I are going to celebrate.

by Matt November 24, 2003