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Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.
Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.
by matt November 13, 2004
mugGet the Children of Bodommug.

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.
That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.
by Matt December 18, 2003
mugGet the penismug.

gia marie

some girl who smells bad
gia:"ALEEEXXX!"

alex:"EHY!"

haha
by matt January 11, 2005
mugGet the gia mariemug.

gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt
move over you gusittt!
by matt February 11, 2004
mugGet the gusitttmug.

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.
by Matt April 25, 2005
mugGet the How Blue Can You Getmug.

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo
by matt November 28, 2003
mugGet the Nasophiliamug.

rahoul

the word used to describe someone who has such a large nose that he is sometimes called "captain big nose", also see, pinocio, snuffy, and snozza for more definitions
"man that kid has a nose like rahoul"
"rahouls nose is so big that he blows his nose with a bed sheet"
by matt April 8, 2005
mugGet the rahoulmug.

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