Definitions by Matt

broken pipe 

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

broken pipe by Matt April 10, 2004

mook blaster 

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

mook blaster by Matt April 10, 2004

tear jerker 

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

tear jerker by Matt April 10, 2004

jet ass 

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

jet ass by Matt April 9, 2004

curbing 

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

curbing by Matt April 8, 2004

badoinkadoink 

the real definition is when u put junk in ur trunk. As seen on chappel show on comedy central.

i think u know wht it means

badoinkadoink by matt April 6, 2004

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004