14 definitions by Matt I

The state of an individual after an action by another has offended, alienated, or otherwised embarrassed the said individual. Examples include winning a hand in poker, defeating someone by a large margin in a fencing bout, and getting bitten by a pelican.

A mixture of mashed potatoes and saliva, usually encountered at dinnertime. Occasionally found outside of one's mouth, but only through the previous action of spitting it, perhaps at someone or something.

Romanian/Russian word meaning 'yes'.

REALLY FUNNY animated series by Fox, featuring an intergalactic delivery crew in the year 3000. Look for it on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, because Fox cancelled it... :(

REALLY bad governor of New Jersey, one of our worse in recent years (trust me, I live here) who puts his gay lover in charge of state security and otherwise screws up the state.

A really ridiculous symbol for laughing used on the Internet conceived by a bunch of Inuyasha-watching anime deadbeats. OK so LOL is really annoying too, but xD is absurdly stupid and everyone has to stop using it RIGHT NOW.

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.