7 definitions by Matt Devilstick

Twin Towers

car towing firm from notters bridge, cornwall. Ran by two brothers of equal age.

that'll be £200 please or i'll crash me landie into yer pricipal financial district

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003

Piker

person who has sex with pikeys

i gave her a good piking then piked her purse

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003

pikender

hybrid slang.
unholy new species combining the worst elements of the PIKEY and WEEKENDER.
tent dwelling (at weekends, usually found in victorian style urban dwelling), limited dog owning TRUSTAFARIAN who only smokes grass from tarquin because you simply cannot trust the working class.

i dont buy acid at festivals because my daddy owns ICI

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003

Bod

do do do do dooo do
do do do do doodlo do
do do do doododo dodo
dodo
do do dodo doodlo doo

bod

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003

Chuckle Brothers

(n) failed genetic experiment of Cannon and Ball. Both came out as Bobby Ball.

"Grunt! Grunt! To me, to you"; "Do me in the mouth 5 times, Big Boy": 'Tash to 'Tash

by Matt Devilstick April 23, 2005

Gary Glitter

possibly the worst name to have actuaally chosen then years later get sent to prison for child porn offences.
someoneone who manages to get chucked out of thailand.

fuck me mate! even gary wouldnt do that!

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003

finger mouse

insane childrens programme responsible for the gary glitter and jimmy saville experience.
see also BOD

richard gere: lets get finger mousing

by Matt Devilstick September 28, 2003