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When bad hombres plan to poison God’s “anointed one” because they are dead sick of his corona conspiracies and “cures,” and of his refusal to concede defeat in the 2020 presidential election, which he baselessly claimed to be fraudulent.
God forbids that anyone should harm the Liar-in-Chief or Pharisee-in-Chief, especially when Covid-☠️🤥 threats are disturbingly gaining more “likes” on social media.
by MathPlus November 13, 2020
Get the Covid-☠️🤥 mug.Short for “Stop the Trumpshit.” When thousands of Trumpists of all stripes—conservatives, Republican senators, right-wing and far-right groups, and conspiracists—descended on Washington, DC to protest the results of the 2020 presidential election—unfortunately, their president had zero time for them, who was playing golf while they were protesting for him.
As the world watches pro-Trump events like “Stop the Steal” and “Million MAGA March,” they just want to tell the noisy minority of deluded and disappointed protesters, “Stop the TS” and “Don’t let Trump’s dirty feet walk through your mind.”
by MathPlus November 15, 2020
Get the Stop the TS mug.Short for “f*#*ing or fabricated math.” Fake numbers used by Donald J. Trump’s dubious lawyers to file his frivolous lawsuits, who claimed with zero proof that the ballot votes in those states where he lost were fraudulent.
The President-Loser refuses to concede defeat to the President-Elect, and wants to use f-math to enrage and encourage his diehard supporters to hold public protests nationwide, which would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 46th President of the United States.
by MathPlus November 18, 2020
Get the F-Math mug.A popular handle on Urban Dictionary, whose definitions are continually being targeted by a small army of digital terrorists or radical Islamists, who are hell-bent to delete any new definitions using fake excuses, or to maniacally or wickedly downvote other published entries that editors refuse to remove.
It’s ironic that Urban Dictionary hasn’t blacklisted or banned those digital terrorists, who have conspicuously downvoted the hundred-odd Christian definitions submitted by MathPlus thousands of times.
by MathPlus November 22, 2020
Get the MathPlus mug.Word problems with a political or social agenda, which often reveals racial, religious, or societal divisions, or which exposes discrimination or prejudice against those from a different country, continent, caste, tribe, gender, lifestyle, race, religion, or belief.
Two political math classics in the recreational math literature, which condones bigotry and racism are:
1. A Turkish bath has 30 visitors in a day. The fee for Jews is 3 dirhams, for Christians 2 dirhams, and for Muslims 1/2 dirham. Thirty dirhams were earned by the bath. How many Christians, Jews, and Muslims attended?
2. A sinking ship must cast off passengers to survive. There are 15 Christians and 15 Turks aboard. The captain, himself a Christian, arranges the passengers in a circle where every ninth person will be thrown overboard. How should he make the arrangement so that the Christians survive?
1. A Turkish bath has 30 visitors in a day. The fee for Jews is 3 dirhams, for Christians 2 dirhams, and for Muslims 1/2 dirham. Thirty dirhams were earned by the bath. How many Christians, Jews, and Muslims attended?
2. A sinking ship must cast off passengers to survive. There are 15 Christians and 15 Turks aboard. The captain, himself a Christian, arranges the passengers in a circle where every ninth person will be thrown overboard. How should he make the arrangement so that the Christians survive?
by MathPlus November 23, 2020
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Urban Dictionary remains the social platform of choice for mathematically irreverent writers, who just want to sexify or spice the most boring or disliked school subject for millions of students worldwide.
by MathPlus November 23, 2020
Get the Mathematically Irreverent mug.Unrealistic or nonsensical word or story problems, routine and nonroutine, that may or not be solvable—however, most of them serve to humorize, parodize, or satirize mathematics.
One question from “The Bigly Book of Fake Math Problems” is the following: “At a Trump rally, if 10 coronaviruses infect 10 diehard supporters in 10 minutes, how many of these foreign viruses will be needed to infect 100 supporters in 50 minutes?”
by MathPlus November 23, 2020
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