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While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.
The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.
by MathPlus November 10, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Is Not Sick of Us. mug.The politically correct term for white supremacists-turned-terrorists, or brainwashed conspiracists-turned-extremists, who rationalize that merely holding peaceful protests would not prevent an “illegitimate” president-elect who “stole the vote” from taking office, much less stop socialism and communism to take root in the country, but mob violence could grant them their political wish.
After the armed insurrection perpetrated by his diehard supporters who broke into the Capitol and changed the American flag with the Trump flag, Donald J. Trump called those rioters and thugs "great patriots."
by MathPlus January 8, 2021
Get the Patriots mug.The chance or likelihood that something happening in a given situation is approximately π% or 3.14%.
An arguably pibability result is the percentage of math teachers worldwide who give a heck about the number pi, be it looking for its presence in the least expected places, or numerologically divining their future via the seemingly random decimal digits of the “sacred number.”
by MathPlus April 19, 2021
Get the Pibability mug.When people wander why every now and then you can’t help yourself but to randomly start behaving like an irrational or even delusional person, although they are curiously or mysteriously mesmerized by your transcendental beauty or brilliant brain.
e: “Are you a pi-kind of person? Or more of a phi-kind of personality?”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”
i: “Dear, my ancestors came from the Land of the Imaginary, so we’re anything but real!”
by MathPlus December 6, 2021
Get the Are you a pi-kind of person? mug.When people are anxious or stressed by the tweets, white lies, and actions of President Trump, who might affect them and their families—for example, children of illegal immigrants are fearful what might happen to their parents if the president signs a law to send back all aliens.
Those who become anxious by just thinking about the idiotic and idiosyncratic Donald need to learn not to be a victim of the Trump Stress Syndrome, which could have a detrimental effect on their mental or psychological well-being.
by MathPlus February 5, 2019
Get the Trump Stress Syndrome mug.Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
by MathPlus February 13, 2018
Get the Fermat’s Last Theorem mug.When the numbers of infections and deaths in the US are surging, while Donald J. Trump’s poll numbers are heading south, when it should be the other round if he was not obsessed with his re-election prospects and valued human lives.
When a corrupt and inept president, who puts profits and polls above principles and people, has a cavalier attitude vis-à-vis his diehard supporters, most of whom refuse to wear a mask and to practice social distancing at his political rallies, considering that he himself flirted with death after he tested positive for the coronavirus—it is no surprise that 🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.
by MathPlus October 17, 2020
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