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Short for mathematical enlightenment. That breakthrough thinking moment or insight you experience after trying to solve a seemingly unsolvable math problem.
Solving mathematical quickies is an inexpensive way to activating the oft-atrophied right part of the brain, which would increase the chances of experiencing an aha!—when thinking laterally or even paradoxically often acts as a catalyst to finding the solution to an apparently wicked problem.
by MathPlus April 22, 2021
Get the Aha!mug. When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.
by MathPlus January 9, 2022
Get the Jolly Jabbedmug. A popular handle on Urban Dictionary, whose definitions are continually being targeted by a small army of digital terrorists or radical Islamists, who are hell-bent to delete any new definitions using fake excuses, or to maniacally or wickedly downvote other published entries that editors refuse to remove.
It’s ironic that Urban Dictionary hasn’t blacklisted or banned those digital terrorists, who have conspicuously downvoted the hundred-odd Christian definitions submitted by MathPlus thousands of times.
by MathPlus November 22, 2020
Get the MathPlusmug. When frequent contributions among the retired to Urban Dictionary could positively enhance their mental health, or even reduce the odds of their suffering from dementia—coining new words or redefining old ones would motivate them to be creative and keep them mentally active.
Because elders’ wise words on Urban Dictionary could benefit readers of all ages, it’s apt to launch some kind of “UD 4 Seniors” campaign, as part of the government’s effort to promote active aging, or to disrupt aging in preventing any form of mental disorder.
by MathPlus December 4, 2018
Get the UD 4 Seniorsmug. An inconsiderate public toilet user who shows zero toilet etiquette, such as not flushing the toilet after peeing or pooping; throwing cigarette butts inside the urinal; trying to flush a sanitary pad; taking the toilet roll home; and not cleaning hands before leaving the premises.
Two polytechnic lecturers had their hopes dashed when they’re denied a research grant that would have allowed them to investigate what proportion of male and female users in Singapore are toilet assholes.
by MathPlus November 8, 2020
Get the Toilet Assholemug. A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
Get the Do you believe in Santa Claus?mug. When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.
At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”
by MathPlus May 30, 2021
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