Definitions by MatT

Dreaded Re-Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.

Looks like its time for the dreaded re-wipe.

Dreaded Re-Wipe by Matt September 28, 2004

Hoody 

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"

"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"

Hoody by Matt September 28, 2004

Mope 

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack

1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies

Mope by Matt September 27, 2004

dast 

to be able to move exuberently fast in sex.

Last night you were so dast in bed.

dast by Matt September 27, 2004

hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!

We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.

hyper on haribo by Matt September 25, 2004

Tooth Herpes 

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.

My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.

Tooth Herpes by Matt September 25, 2004

Dontad 

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.

"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"

Dontad by Matt September 24, 2004