MatT's definitions

male ale

spunk, cum, jizz, a drink of

She'll be drinking my male ale tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.

I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

by matt June 18, 2006

ginger

A ginger is a person with red hair.

All previous entries can only be explained by the extreme likelihood that they were written by mentally-handicapped and racist children, who walked in on their mothers having extra-marital intercourse with red-haired men. Recently, magazines such as tatler, vogue, and numerous newspapers have heralded this the age of 'the ginger' and have called it the new blonde. Such articles published a list of numerous celebrities who have dyed their hair red as part of the trend.

Damian Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, Phillip Seymour-Hoffman are all what would be called a 'ginger'

This list does not include celebrities who have recently begun dying their hair red as part of the 'new-blonde' redhead resurgence.

by Matt June 18, 2006

blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.

Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!

by matt June 18, 2006