MatT's definitions

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

Decreshendo

When a mans sex organ is hanging low

"Huey has a decreshendo

by Matt November 22, 2003

bumting

Bumting: Something that is attractive or nice to look at.

His chain is bumting

by Matt January 10, 2005

Fegger

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

by matt December 9, 2003

g4

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

by matt May 13, 2005

Quaysil

1. Dummy 2. Dog that is stupid
-ing can be added to mean: being stupid
-er can be added to mean: one who is stupid.
ex. Hey quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!

ex. Hey you quaysil.
ex2. Stop quaysiling!
ex3. Shut up, you quaysiler.

by Matt February 18, 2003

murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005