MatT's definitions

freakazoid

an abnormal person, like eric

by matt April 24, 2003

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

floyd smith

one half of the ambigously gay duo

brandon

by matt October 16, 2003

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003