MatT's definitions

swamp ass

when someone has a horrible case of encrusted or wet poo in their ass

by Matt September 25, 2003

Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003

Nickelodeon

An old form of movie theater. It cost a nickel to get in.

I watched some crappy movies at the nickelodeon.

by Matt September 27, 2003

chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by Matt September 28, 2003

shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003