MatT's definitions

The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.

I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.

by Matt June 2, 2004

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005

slooed

Slooed in a word means Cussed..
Ganstas/Jamacans tend to say it

"Manz you got slooed dat day, you lucky he never had his gat dat day"

by Matt January 4, 2005

Lafayette

Posibly the shittiest suburb in the Califronia bay area. Filled with homophobic kids who are ignoranbt to everything except their big houses, money, and protected lives.

Wow, that guy is a total douche. He must be from Lafayette

by Matt February 14, 2005

t-rex

One of the worlds Fattest porn stars. She had a cameo (like many) in the b-grade movie 'Orgasmo' by Matt Stone and Tray Parker.

Extremely Disgusting to look at, and i bet he/she/it doesn't smell to good either.

Ref. Orgasmo. Garden Of Eden scene.

by Matt August 24, 2004

Decreshendo

When a mans sex organ is hanging low

"Huey has a decreshendo

by Matt November 22, 2003