MatT's definitions

Trucker-hat-hot

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.

"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."

by Matt December 14, 2003

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

kicks

another term for shoes or sneakres.

I like your new "kicks".

by Matt November 7, 2003

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

greatness

A definition of me and George Bush

Me and George Bush are GREAT!

by Matt December 29, 2003

Surprise Juice

Lovejuice (usually male)

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.

by Matt September 26, 2003