where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

by matt February 15, 2004

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy

mommy i hurt my front bum

by Matt April 01, 2004

my jenn

My everything...she makes me feel as if I need nothing else. Just looking at her smile gives me goosebumps. She has my mind running in a thousand directions and I wouldn't want it any other way. ilysfm hun.

My jenn is the best thing to happen to me.

by matt February 19, 2005

Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

rocketsurgery

the most difficult task a human can ever perform.

Hurry the fuck up. This isn't rocketsurgery.

by matt April 27, 2003

marul

To fall over oneself, often with no action to encourage the fall

"How'd he break his leg?"
"Oh, he maruled getting out of bed this morning"

by matt March 18, 2004

Koby

A man who tosses salad.

That guy is such a koby.

by Matt December 21, 2004