MatT's definitions

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

by Matt May 23, 2004

wtp

wtp is the same as wtf only it mean what the piss, basically you can put any profane work in the the F

Kyle says: I just got pwned and I didn't even see him
Matt says: wtp he just smoted you hardcore

by Matt October 18, 2004

timbergay

Less gay than Simmonsgay, but more gay than Regisgay. See the gay-o-meter

Eww! You listen to justin timbergay?

by matt February 10, 2004

testicles

A place gay guys like to suck on because they can feel the softness of the scrotum.

Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!

by matt August 27, 2003

Gh3y pr0n

adj,

not cool, in fact not cool at all

Dude that is so gh3y pr0n, dont even do that anymore.

by Matt November 16, 2004

Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

by Matt April 25, 2005

Deuce Trizzle

The age of 23. You could also throw it in anytime you use that stupid izzle language.

Snoop Dizzle iz deuce trizzle.

by Matt June 10, 2003