MatT's definitions

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

l;akj

the common mess-up of a retarded typer

by matt July 23, 2003

lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

by matt July 23, 2003

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah

Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!

by matt July 24, 2003

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

by Matt July 25, 2003

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003