MatT's definitions

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

by matt March 2, 2004

HONH

the grand noise an ostrich makes

the ostrich HONHed so loudly smai jumped 20 feet in the air

by Matt March 2, 2004

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

Harfunus

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.

Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!

by Matt March 2, 2004

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

Mope

A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.

See Thungs

by Matt March 3, 2004