MatT's definitions

one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

by Matt March 31, 2005

Jiblets/Gibs

Originated by Baller Ben and Jibmasta Masta Eric at a certain Minnesotan high school that has hella lotta hoochies
is a diss or just word like yo ginie
u kno shit like that.

hey u little giblet go to hell i hate u

man my woman been giving me lottsa jib love aka crabs in the puss

by matt December 3, 2004

klopatchistan

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

by matt April 3, 2005

mizzo

To be experiencing misery.

Yeah Malcolm was full mizzo about losing his erection during sex.

by matt November 18, 2007

bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

by Matt January 7, 2005

shinji ikari

The whiny pussy with no backbone that is responsible for the fate of the world in the anime series Neon genesis Evangelion. He pilots Unit 1, Berserker.

Dammit Shinji, just pilot the damn Eva!

by Matt August 22, 2003

biglongdabong

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, etc. (way more 0's) atoms. kind of like a mole only way cooler.

A table. A large sandwich. Your cat (if you have a large cat). A long homework assignment. stokes is gay.

by matt November 11, 2004