MatT's definitions

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

by matt June 18, 2006

Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

by Matt April 25, 2005

gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.

Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.

by matt August 17, 2006

knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow

Bubba is such a knuckle dragger.

by Matt September 29, 2004

Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.

Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.

by Matt April 30, 2005

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination

"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."

by Matt November 30, 2004