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chavisham

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"
by matt October 18, 2004
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wtp

wtp is the same as wtf only it mean what the piss, basically you can put any profane work in the the F
Kyle says: I just got pwned and I didn't even see him
Matt says: wtp he just smoted you hardcore
by Matt October 18, 2004
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southway

An area of Plymouth Devon, which is often confused for Safeway (the superstore) because of heavy Janner accents. Mostly hills and hicks. Aviod it if possible.
I live in safeway near the airport. No, safeway.
by Matt October 19, 2004
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Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.
That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk
by Matt October 20, 2004
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bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
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stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.
Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
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salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.
Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?
by Matt October 20, 2004
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