jay leno

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars
Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?
by master stghm April 04, 2004
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flagette

Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.
Hey flagettes, watch where your practicing!

Those flagettes are hot.
by Master stghm September 26, 2004
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msn

An OK ISP without the crap AOL gives you, but the technical support sucks, and isn't as good as Earthlink
I tried to get help from MSN's Tech Support but they just told me to restart the computer.
by Master stghm April 07, 2004
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Lumberjack

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!
by master stghm January 24, 2005
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wolly west

by master stghm April 04, 2004
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j'onn j'onzz

Flash -- "Hey J'onn!"
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own

1.To win a round in a game. (usually a video/pc game)

2.To beat someone at a game.(usually a video/pc game)

3. To be better at someone. (usually a video/pc game)
1. I 0wn3d at the Halo 2 tournement.

2. I 0wn3d you that time.

3. I 0wn you.
by master stghm January 09, 2005
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