Master of Cunts's definitions

ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

cuntel

Dark side of any cartel. This is what an arrangement of gangsters are called after you find out how much they are charging for their drugs.

Friend: Fuck, the cuntel want $200k for a kilo of cocaine.
Jamie: Those bastards...

by Master Of Cunts May 13, 2008

disco inferno

What happens when they finally burn down that fucking club on the corner of the street.

Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008