cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.
I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008
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flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin
Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...
by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008
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nunchukka superfly

Act of extreme martial artistry armed with trusty nunchuks. Using absolute power, style and grace an explosive killer blow is created. Reminicent of the old days of WWF and Jimmy Snooka...
Friend: What the fuck is that cunt looking at?
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.
Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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disco inferno

What happens when they finally burn down that fucking club on the corner of the street.
Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...
by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008
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eternal power

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008
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cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.
Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008
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