cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.
Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?
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Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.
Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...
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maccuntver

An exceptionally skilled, talented and otherwise original cunt. That can make anything, anywhere with nothing but mastery of cunt.
Jamie was at home yesterday and made an AK-47 from office stationary. He is such a Maccuntver...
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womble

A generally descriptive word use to describe folk of British, English or Anglo persuasion.
Friend: Hey, who is that eating shit off that table?
Jamie: looks like a fucking womble...
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eternal power

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.
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cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.
Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!
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cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.
I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...
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