I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...
by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

Act of extreme martial artistry armed with trusty nunchuks. Using absolute power, style and grace an explosive killer blow is created. Reminicent of the old days of WWF and Jimmy Snooka...
Friend: What the fuck is that cunt looking at?
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...
Jamie: Fuck knows...but if he keeps staring I'm going to give him the nunchukka superfly...
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!
Friend: We are fucked now!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...
by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

Skeletor in his quest for eternal power, never reckoned with the might of He-Man. In the struggle to be absolute Master of the Universe.
by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008
