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They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.
Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!
by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005
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Meteorain

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.
Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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Xylem

Tissue found in tomato plants that transmits fluid.
Xylem transmits fluids.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.
I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!
by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005
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Snailpo

The food that SpongeBob feeds to Gary. He once tasted it and gagged/retched/vomited very loudly.
SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

BLEAH!!!!!

Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.

Employee: What is it, Peterson?

Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Gagged On Its Bones

A line found in one of Ed's comic books.
Ed: He gagged on its bones!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Emerald WEAPON

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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