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Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
by Master Tonberry February 25, 2005
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A lava-filled area near the core of Planet Zebes, otherwise known as 'The Fire Zone'. The most vast and difficult area to navigate in the game. A secret passage can be found in almost every dead end along with lots of useful items.
Norfair is a dangerous and tricky area for beginners.
by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005
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The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.
Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.
by Master Tonberry February 7, 2005
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It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
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A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.
Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.
by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
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