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by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005
Get the Gagging on Seaweed mug.A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.
So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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Get the Patback Patrick mug.Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.
That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.
by Master Tonberry January 4, 2005
Get the dentist mug.SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)
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Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
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Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Get the Gagged On Its Bones mug.The most powerful of Cloud Strife's level 2 Limit Breaks. Cloud skewers a single enemy with his sword and leaps high into the air, causing massive physical damage.
by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004
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