Master Tonberry's definitions

Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.

I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!

by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005

Gagging on Seaweed

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.

SpongeBob gagged on seaweed.

by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005

Patback Patrick

What happened when Patrick shaped his back to look like a face.

Patrick: Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback!

SpongeBob: Ha! That is disturbing!

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.

More than 90% of all girls are shallow.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Habanero

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.

One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.

by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Norfair

A lava-filled area near the core of Planet Zebes, otherwise known as 'The Fire Zone'. The most vast and difficult area to navigate in the game. A secret passage can be found in almost every dead end along with lots of useful items.

Norfair is a dangerous and tricky area for beginners.

by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

dentist

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.

That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.

by Master Tonberry January 4, 2005