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Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."
SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.
by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004
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Diamond WEAPON

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.
I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!
by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005
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Emerald WEAPON

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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Patback Patrick

What happened when Patrick shaped his back to look like a face.
Patrick: Hi there, SpongeBob. My name is Patback!

SpongeBob: Ha! That is disturbing!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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Gagging on Seaweed

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.
by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005
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Highwind

Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.
Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.
by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004
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Gagged On Its Bones

A line found in one of Ed's comic books.
Ed: He gagged on its bones!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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