Master Tonberry's definitions

Habanero

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.

One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.

by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Omnislash

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.

Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Ice Beam

A very useful weapon in Metroid. It allows you to temporarily freeze enemies. Although no damage is done to the enemy, another shot to un-freeze will cause damage. A must-have weapon once you get to Tourian.

With enough skill, the Ice Beam can be used to freeze Rippers or other enemies to form a stepping stone to reach places you normally couldn't get to.

by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

Gagged On Its Bones

A line found in one of Ed's comic books.

Ed: He gagged on its bones!

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Highwind

Cid Highwind, one of the coolest FF7 characters.

Name of Cid's level 4 Limit Break. Cid calls on the Highwind for assistance. The ship's crew answers by unleashing a huge salvo against the opposition. This a great attack against a single enemy or a huge group. Each missile causes several thousand points of damage to most enemies, plus the total damage is cumulative.

Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair! And drink your goddamn TEA!!!

Highwind is very effective in the fight against Emerald WEAPON.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.

More than 90% of all girls are shallow.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004