Definitions by Massive Sigh

shooketh 

A red flag to others to alert them to the fact that you've become overly influenced by internet culture.

"That girl speaking hashtags out loud just said she's shooketh. Beware, she may be a Matrix bot."

shooketh by Massive Sigh September 9, 2022

Catch a vibe 

Apparently this suddenly means to shoot dirty drugs up in your arm like a damn fool.

Yo Cletus, you wanna catch a vibe behind the dumpster with Jebidiah?

Catch a vibe by Massive Sigh January 3, 2022

Colindres 

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

Colindres by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Winklejane 

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.

Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.

Winklejane by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Winklevoss 

The art of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a rectum.

Player, if I knew you were down I woulda started Winklevossin' your innards hours ago.

Winklevoss by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.

Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.

Winklejohn by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011