Massive Sigh's definitions

Colindres

When somebody likes their own status update on Facebook (especially chronically).

You see that Nehemias over there pulled another Colindres on that pancake booty photo blog he posted?

by Massive Sigh June 23, 2012

Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.

Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Winklejane

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.

Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Winklevoss

The art of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a rectum.

Player, if I knew you were down I woulda started Winklevossin' your innards hours ago.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

shooketh

A red flag to others to alert them to the fact that you've become overly influenced by internet culture.

"That girl speaking hashtags out loud just said she's shooketh. Beware, she may be a Matrix bot."

by Massive Sigh September 9, 2022

Catch a vibe

Apparently this suddenly means to shoot dirty drugs up in your arm like a damn fool.

Yo Cletus, you wanna catch a vibe behind the dumpster with Jebidiah?

by Massive Sigh January 3, 2022