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The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.
Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.
by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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