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Post nasal drip

Something that I suffer with all the time every day of my life, and it friggin sucks. Basically your nose sinuses are so stuffed to the point that the snot "drips" down to your throat, and it makes you gag. Not really a big deal if it happens infrequently, but chronic post nasal drip is literally hell.
Me: Hey guys how's it gโ€” *gags loudly on snot*
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.
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Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
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Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
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GitHub

GitHub is a massive code repository platform that everyone from programmers to software developers to IT professionals use and depend on. Unfortunately though, GitHub is also one of the most confusing sites to navigate through, especially for the average person who just wants to download a software.

I heavily stand by the belief that software developers should NOT use GitHub as the primary download hub for their end-users. That is very bad practice in my opinion. Instead, it is a better practice to host their finished software on dedicated download hubs such as sourceforge. GitHub is primarily a code repository, not a software repository, and average users nagivating a GitHub repo can get easily confused like I once did.
๐„๐ฑ๐š๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž #๐Ÿ
Bob used the command ๐š๐š’๐š ๐šŒ๐š•๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ... to download a copy of his python project from his own repo.

๐„๐ฑ๐š๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž #๐Ÿ
Average User: Where do I download YouTube vanced?
Dev: It's on our GitHub page, linked here.
Average User: Um where is the download link on that site?? I only see a README.md and other weird files.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 8, 2024
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Bixby

1) An incompetent excuse for a voice assistant that doesn't stand a chance to Alexa, Google Assistant or Siri.

It is the successor to Samsung's previous voice assistant, S-voice, which was even worse.

2) An annoying kid in drama/theatre class who always volunteers to take on a leading role but absolutely sucks at it.
Bixby: I call dibs on being Juliet!
Webster: Hey bro maybe you should let Alexa have this one, she seems more fitting for it. Maybe you can do one of the minor roles?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021
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THX intro

The most epic sound that will ever grace your ears
I heard the THX intro at a movie theatre today and came in my pants twice
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021
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Farmville

An old farming game that everybody used to play back in the golden Facebook days (2009-2012). Not sure if it still exists but it was quite a chill game to play. Millennials will remember its existence, zoomers are totally oblivious.
User 1: Remember farmville? Those were the simpler days
User 2: Ye
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