Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Area 51 raid
What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
Area 51 raid by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 22, 2019
sksksksk
"SK" is one of the most popular ASMR triggers that is often whispered repeatedly in many ASMR videos.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
sksksksk by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2019
"SK" is one of the most popular ASMR triggers that is often whispered repeatedly in many ASMR videos.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
sk by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2019
Careless asshole
1) A person who intentionally likes being an asshole and is also careless.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
1) "Man did you see that guy? He is such an asshole, but he's also very careless about his surroundings. Heard he almost got hit by a car once because he wasn't paying attention to the road."
2)
a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
2)
a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
Careless asshole by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2019
echomislocation
When you drop an object—often something small—on the floor and you try to pick it up using sound cues, but it happens to be in the opposite location of what you've initially predicted.
Jim was busy writing his essay until he accidentally dropped his pencil on the floor. Without looking directly, he bent down towards his 5 o'clock because that's where he thought he had heard the pencil drop, but turns out that the pencil fell to his 12 o'clock. Jim just had a echomislocation.
echomislocation by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 5, 2019
Choking the bandwidth
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
Choking the bandwidth by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Just another one of those "funny" words that "cultured" individuals in the post-2017 meme community like to use. Often combined with panel memes such as Expanding Brain or Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh to enhance the "comedic" effect.
Cultured intellectual 1: With whomst'd've did you copulate with yesterday?
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Cultured intellectual 1: No u
Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*
Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 6, 2019