Manzanilla

A fancy word for olive.

Server: Would you like some manzanilla in your sandwich?
Me: Tf is that??? English please
Server: Olives
Me: See? That wasn't so hard was it.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 14, 2022

Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.

You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 01, 2021

Blue Danube

That very iconic classical waltz tune you hear in many movies and cartoon shows (aka the theme from 2001: space odyssey). Very comedic when you juxtapose it with a chaotic situation.

Uh oh, looks like the neighbor's are fighting again. Alexa, play Blue Danube.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021

indoctrinate

A catch-all phrase that political rightwing nutjobs just love to throw around nowadays.

Every normal person: University of insert name here is a great place to study. I had a fantastic time here, made new friends, and learned so much about my field of study.

Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021

My balls itch

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022

Ok and

The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".

Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*

Dude 3: That's pretty lame bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Ok and?
Dude 4: ...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021

At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021