Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Auto tune
12 years later and auto tune is still yet a pervasive cancer within the music industry. Artists have just taken this software for granted and don't even question how incredibly stupid that it makes their music sound.
The auto tuning is most noticeable when the vocalist (usually male) suddenly sings at a really high octave with varied pitches.
The auto tuning is most noticeable when the vocalist (usually male) suddenly sings at a really high octave with varied pitches.
Auto tune by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021
Deadnaming
The mere fact of calling a person by their old firstname when they've already legally changed names.
"Hey Wenfei"
"Ew stop calling me that. I recently changed my name to Joseph, remember?"
"Oh, right... sorry forgot."
"It's okay. I just hate my old name, it sounds so stupid and weird. I feel more like a Joseph, y'know."
Deadnaming
"Ew stop calling me that. I recently changed my name to Joseph, remember?"
"Oh, right... sorry forgot."
"It's okay. I just hate my old name, it sounds so stupid and weird. I feel more like a Joseph, y'know."
Deadnaming
Deadnaming by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021
Have my babies
An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."
"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"
Have my babies by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021
Turmeric
An aromatic spice that belongs to the ginger family. Often most recognized as that "Indian food" smell, as it is one of the main spices in Indian curries.
Also a very potent aphrodisiac that has been said to be 3x as more effective than Viagra.
Also a very potent aphrodisiac that has been said to be 3x as more effective than Viagra.
When Brad couldn't get it on with his girlfriend, he remembered that he had leftover Indian takeout in his fridge, so he took the bowl of curry and smothered it all over his stomach until he could feel the blood rushing into his dick veins.
Turmeric.
Turmeric.
Turmeric by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021
mouthfeel
For women: the interesting taste and feel of a penis while performing fellatio.
For men: the interesting taste and feel of a vagina while performing cunnilingus.
Often used by sex connoisseurs.
For men: the interesting taste and feel of a vagina while performing cunnilingus.
Often used by sex connoisseurs.
1) After performing fellatio on several men last night, Cara came down to the conclusion that Scott's penis had the best mouthfeel.
2) After performing cunnilingus on several women last night, Brad came down to the conclusion that Rachael's vagina had the best mouthfeel.
2) After performing cunnilingus on several women last night, Brad came down to the conclusion that Rachael's vagina had the best mouthfeel.
mouthfeel by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021
feminine penis
feminine penis by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021