One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.
Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 03, 2022
The opposite term of "imply". Exply more or less means the same thing as explain or explicate; to make things clear.
Apparently the little child didn't know that this was an adults-only area, so the staff had to exply to him.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2019
A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.
Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 12, 2021
This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.
Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019
A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"
Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.
Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)
Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.
Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 07, 2022
Pronoun trolling is when you deliberately deceive someone into calling you by the wrong pronouns, and then afterwards you pretend to feel all attacked n shit. Usually works best in real life, especially around with friend groups as they all know your real pronouns.
Nevel: What are your pronouns by the way?
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool
*later in a conversation with her friends*
Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*
Allie: My pronouns are he/him!
Nevel: Oh okay cool
*later in a conversation with her friends*
Nevel: Hey!
Kate: Oh hi
Sarah: You must be Allie's class partner!
Nevel: Yeah! He'll be here any minute.
Sarah: Um, did you just call Allie a 'he'?
Nevel: Yes, those are his pronouns right?
Kate: Is this like funny to you? Allie's pronouns are she/her, how do you not know that?
Nevel: To be fair, I would've assumed Allie's pronouns were she/her, but she told me—
Allie: HEY! Sorry I'm late
Sarah: Nevel apparently thinks your pronouns are he/him
Allie: Haha what? I literally just told Nevel my pronouns were she/her.
Nevel: Uhhhhh, but
Kate: That's kind of cringe Nevel, tee bee aitch....
Allie: Yeah I personally feel attacked, I hope you realize that Nevel.
Nevel: I am sorry...? I'm a bit confused because I could have sworn you told me that your—
Kate: Ahahahahaha we're just messin' with you! Allie loves pronoun trolling a lot.
Nevel: Oh, ahaha, that was totally not embarrassing at all.... *nervous laughs*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 15, 2021