Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 03, 2021
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~

It's that one keyboard character that people put at the end of their messages to give it that extra sweet glitz! Though anyone can use it, its usage seems to be habitually popular amongst the female users.
Jessie: Omg your nails are soooo pretty 😍
Madelyn: thank you!~

Tyler: What do you think of my painting?
Kat: Beautiful ~♥

User 1: hey do you know what this means: ~
User 2: Isn't that what some ppl put at the end of their texts?
User 1: yeah
User 2: Not sure tbh, but I've always thought it made their texts seem more cute and sweet
User 1: yeah I thought the same! I guess it's kinda like a tone indicator
User 3: Well ackchyually it's more commonly used to signify an approximation of an amount. If you wanna get technical, it's called a tilde and it's a diacritic commonly used in the Spanish and Portuguese language
User 1: Interesting...
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Naijism

The traditional religion of the indigenous peoples living in Nigeria. Usually involves the principles of Animism, the Afterlife, and nature worship.
When asked what their religion was, the indigenous Nigerian group replied "Naijism".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020
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dere

Oxford definition: relating to the properties of things mentioned in an assertion or expression, rather than to the assertion or expression itself.
Friend 1: Hey look up the definition of dere
Friend 2: Ok
*one second later*
Friend 2: Wat
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How to get downvoted

This definition is living proof that my method works, the downvotes says it all. You're welcome.

How to get downvoted
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non-conformist

Somebody who hates baby kittens, thinks the earth is flat, thinks vaccines cause autism, posits that climate change isn't real, that the moon landing was just a hoax, and every other nutty conspiracy theory you can think of.

Many people would think non-conformists are simply people who like unpopular stuff. But realistically the "unpopular" stuff is still rather popular to a certain degree (e.g. classical music).

The REAL non-conformists are those that actually like or support something that literally nobody would like or support. And those people are typically conspiracy nutjobs or psychopaths.
Pseudo non-conformist: I hate pop music
Real non-conformist: And I hate baby kittens
Pseudo non-conformist: Wtf
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Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
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