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Electric Fan
1) Something you use to cool yourself on a hot summer day. It provides a temporary relief of coolness, only to be fooled when the fan isn't aimed at you anymore and you instantly feel hot and sweaty again. You'd only wanna use an electric fan if that was your only choice, otherwise an AC is so much more better.
2) A synonym for something that only provides temporary or artificial satisfaction.
2) A synonym for something that only provides temporary or artificial satisfaction.
1) Moving into my new condo without AC was a nightmare. I had to make do with that small electric table fan.
2) TV series are like electric fans. It might give you temporary joy, but once the series is over you feel completely empty.
2) TV series are like electric fans. It might give you temporary joy, but once the series is over you feel completely empty.
Electric Fan by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 30, 2021
University of SUSsex
Bobby: What university do you go to?
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
Robert: The university of SUSsex
Bobby: Ah nice. I wish I could become a sussy baka and have sex
University of SUSsex by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
suschamp
Short form for 𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗴𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗽
Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Also a hypothetical emote used to convey something that is both suspicious and arousing excitement or shock.
Sabrina: Hmmm I wonder why the teacher isn't here yet, she's never the one to arrive late
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
Joseph: that's kinda suschamp ngl
suschamp by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 29, 2021
Woof
Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.
Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof
X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
B: Woof
X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
Woof by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
Israeli army
These definitions are so bipolar. It's not either/or.
No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.
No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.
Israeli army by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
Dakimakura
It's like that one episode in spongebob where barnacle boy shines a flashlight at this dude in his car who's making out with his pillow. Replace that pillow cover with one that has an anime girl and you've got yourself a dakimakura.
Dirty Bubble: OH! *points at a car* Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!
Man Ray: Hahahaha, with pleasure! *shines on a guy making out with his dakimakura*
Fish: Hey man that's not cool...
Man Ray: Hahahaha, with pleasure! *shines on a guy making out with his dakimakura*
Fish: Hey man that's not cool...
Dakimakura by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021
At least I'm not into anal sex
A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
At least I'm not into anal sex by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021