Marty's definitions

Jerk off

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

by Marty October 19, 2003

ticklish

easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled

Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!

by Marty October 16, 2003

do ma

"Fuck your mum", very offensive if misdirected at a Vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.

Origin: Vietnamese - common usage amongst Caucasians noted in the Springvale area.

"What the hell? Do ma!" - surprise, disdain

"Do ma fuck you!" - affectionate playful jibe

"Do ma mae" - this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.

by Marty November 26, 2004

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.

That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.

by Marty October 22, 2003

kick fucking

kicking a guy in the ass for sexual
pleasure usually with a sock or barefoot.Another alternative safe sex gay activity

punt kick your partner with the ball of your foot in the area just above the ass crack

by marty August 24, 2003

ether

Highly flammable and explosive liquid which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects.

That starting fluid has ether in it. No wonder I have a bitching headache!

by Marty October 22, 2003

chloral hydrate

One of the oldest non-barbiturate sedative-hypnotic drugs. Also known as "knock out drops".

They gave me some chloral hydrate and the next thing I knew it was lights out!

by Marty January 7, 2005