Ducat Foul

When you sit down or stand up from a seated position and all of the loose change in your pockets falls out. Alternatively, when you leave your spare change in you pants/jacket, proceed to move said pants/jacket from your closet and change falls everywhere.
"Yo, get off the couch. I gotta pick out my change....I just pulled a mad Ducat Foul."
by Marty May 10, 2004
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smh

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!
by Marty June 17, 2003
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Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.
Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!
by Marty April 06, 2004
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put it there

I look forward to working with you. Put it there.
by Marty June 19, 2004
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Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003
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Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.
I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.
by Marty January 29, 2005
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covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
by Marty October 23, 2003
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