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connected

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.
Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.
by Marty February 14, 2003
mugGet the connectedmug.

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003
mugGet the Jack Offmug.

tommy-b

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'
by Marty March 20, 2004
mugGet the tommy-bmug.

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.
Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!
by Marty April 6, 2004
mugGet the Westchestermug.

cOlIn PoweLL

An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.
That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.
by Marty October 22, 2003
mugGet the cOlIn PoweLLmug.

ether

Highly flammable and explosive liquid which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects.
That starting fluid has ether in it. No wonder I have a bitching headache!
by Marty October 22, 2003
mugGet the ethermug.

kick fucking

kicking a guy in the ass for sexual
pleasure usually with a sock or barefoot.Another alternative safe sex gay activity
punt kick your partner with the ball of your foot in the area just above the ass crack
by marty August 24, 2003
mugGet the kick fuckingmug.

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