Marty's definitions

horse

a shortening of the term horseshit

"This job is horse!!!"

by Marty November 14, 2003

B.O.B

Back Of Book - Where you go to look for answers, most often the odd numbers only, in a textbook.

"What's the answer to number 39?"
"Check BOB."

by Marty December 13, 2003

BiCapitalization

Gay people that go out with members of the different group...

he just using those girls for his own bicapitalization

by Marty October 1, 2003

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

Uberjello

Uberjello, Super jello or exquisite. Beyond comprehension of taste or senses, godly or not of this world.

"Boy..that Uberjello, gelitan treat for the gods!"

by Marty October 20, 2004

ripped

Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

Hand job

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 18, 2003