audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

by marty February 18, 2005

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Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 20, 2003

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faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty March 22, 2005

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one who yearns for a star to be sexually available to their skanky ass.

One who has sex exclusively with celebrities...

"sweetie, I'm a star-fucker, I don't do the B-list."

by Marty October 01, 2003

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Having well-defined muscles.

"We trying to get you ripped!" said the PE coach.

by Marty September 15, 2003

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Bruce is such a screamer!

by Marty October 23, 2003

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Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

by Marty October 17, 2003

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