covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

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rudy palmer

scariest man in the world. looks like a clown without makeup. likes 16 year olds named catherine. very weird.

rudy palmer has a dildo.

by marty May 18, 2003

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cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 09, 2005

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NyQuil

A non-prescription liquid medicine for treating the common cold that contains alcohol and an anti-histamine that has particularly strong sedative effects. Taken at bedtime, it usually provides for a good sleep.

Brian took a dose of NyQuil and was asleep in 20 minutes.

by Marty January 07, 2005

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