Definitions by Martin Goya

stunk hand 

the smell that lingers on sinful hands.

Have you been masturbating? Because it smells like stunk hand up in this biotch.

stunk hand by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

lappie 

Another term for a lap dance

Dang, I want to get a lappie from the pole hoe, but she won't come over here. That pole isn't even giving her money.

lappie by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

pole hoe 

The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corner of her eye.

Damn, I want a lappie from that one exotic dancer, but she's not coming over here. She's such a pole hoe.

pole hoe by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

rub-a-dub 

The act of where a female dry fucks a man with a 2-inch peen.

The stripper said to me, "Damn, that guy's short. I hate rub-a-dubs. But it's whatever pays the bills."

rub-a-dub by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

droopy smile

Similar to a vertical smile, only the lips hang real low. A known characteristic of usually old, experienced strippers and dancers.

That droopy smile looks like a giant prune. I don't want to give her my dollar.

droopy smile by Martin Goya April 19, 2006

Mr. Rabbit Poops 

When human excrement leaves the bowel in tiny, pebble like pieces of shit.

Little Benny used the potty for the first time, and made Mr. Rabbit Poops.

Mr. Rabbit Poops by Martin Goya April 7, 2006