Martin 's definitions

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004

dap

a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand

He gave me a dap when we greeted

by martin April 3, 2005

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004