Martin's definitions

crunkizzle

Means CRUNK and Izzle is just for funizzle

Damn, that thang iz so crunkizzle

by MARTIN May 13, 2005

ewan

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

by martin January 14, 2005

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

fishy

Fishy is a fake credit card number found by a hacker.

He paid for the car with a fishy

by Martin July 18, 2004

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

ninja looter

Someone who grabs loot which he/she has not won during a raid.

Doup won the loot, but that bastard Kerb ninja looted it.

by Martin January 28, 2005

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003