a term given to texans, almost like we are making them sound like aliens (they are)
To an average rich man living in his brick house in Moore,
To an average alien living in his trashed mobile home...
Welcome to the south folks.
To an average rich man living in his brick house in Moore,
To an average alien living in his trashed mobile home...
Welcome to the south folks.
by MartianSupremacist October 02, 2023
a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.
"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023
AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.
Not the best place to be honest.
Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024
a form of Ethnostate that takes the form of leftism, to ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶ Peaceably relocate the right wingers out of the Leftnostate Country.
by MartianSupremacist February 19, 2024
probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!
by MartianSupremacist July 06, 2024
when you get so mad you start to burn like an oil refinery in a thunderstorm.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
by MartianSupremacist October 13, 2023
Easier way to say 'Badass'
by MartianSupremacist November 28, 2023