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Definitions by MartianSupremacist

Milo's Tea 

The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!
Hey Pete, hows that Milo's Tea?
Pete: *literally injecting it*
Milo's Tea by MartianSupremacist November 23, 2023
One of one of the most revolutionary people in our lifetimes
Gods don't need to be sane, Nor need to endorse centrism.
A great man, who will build a great Ottawall and kick all the useless moderates out.
He goes by many names, Junior Egg/Jereg/J Regular/jREG
Guy: Have you heard of a man named jREG?
Well your in for a treat!
Guy 2: *dies from jREG's satire and mega irony*
jREG by MartianSupremacist November 17, 2023

burning anger 

when you get so mad you start to burn like an oil refinery in a thunderstorm.
or a tiger on fire. it is the ultimate definition of anger and rage, so much so that you begin breaking walls,
rapidly spouting insults, and turn fully red.
this guy just f---in killed me in cod, i have deep burning anger.
Teaist, or Tea-ist is a follower of Teaism, a person who enjoys tea.
Enjoyers of all types of Teas, from all areas of the world, primarily Britain.
I mean, im more of a Milo's Tea kinda guy.
X: Hey what is your political alignment?
Y: Im a Teaist.
X: wtf
Teaist by MartianSupremacist October 12, 2023

Oklahoman Storm Chaser 

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.
"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"
What the Mayfield tornado was.

it is the Fourth rating of the EF-Scale, by Ted Fujita.
Holy hell, that massive EF4 is slamming into Mayfield!
EF4 by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023

wind-rowed 

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.
"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.
wind-rowed by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023