meatwad

used to desbribe a story or memory where 'you had to be there'...if someone tells a story and thinks its HILARIOUS...but no one else laughs or gets it...because 'you had to be there'...its is meatwad moment
Ryan: "OMG it was so funny...Billy got hit by a car and it was the funniest thing....HAHAHAHHAH **cracking up**"
Martha: "**straight face**...Meatwad?"
Ryan: "ahh yea.....**continues laughing**"
by martha April 17, 2005
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scrapper

someone who is always asking people for money, food, clothes, anything that is easily accessible...but they are too lazy to get it themselves...also known as a scavenger
Heather: "Can I borrow 50 cents?"
Me: *coughscrappercough*
by martha April 17, 2005
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B Jigs

name to describe a girl whose breasts jiggle/bounce when she walks, runs, or jumps. (B=boobs...Jigs=Jiggle)
*Me running to the bathroom in the mall with my friend, caroline*
Caroline: "YOU JIGGLE SO MUCH! Imma call you B Jigs"
by martha July 07, 2005
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butters

noun: a person who is "on someones dick/tit" meaning, they always follow someone around and it seems like there is a perpetual one inch string attached from the person...

buttery, adjective: having the characteristic of a butters
noun--Heather always follows me around, she is butters.

adjective--Sometimes she is very buttery and it pisses me off
by martha April 17, 2005
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counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.
by martha March 31, 2003
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wicked

a word used to enhance whatever it is describing. it can be used as an adjective or an adverb. it's commonly used in new england states, except for western connecticut.
"that car is wicked fast"
"he was wicked hot"
by martha March 05, 2005
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connecticut

the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."

even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.

a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.

everyone in connecticut pops their collar.
"where are you from?"

"connecticut"

"oh so you're rich right?"

".....yes."
by martha March 05, 2005
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