Marten Fisher's definitions

sable

1. The European version of the Marten, which is NOT a rodent, but a CARNIVORE, a hunter, a predator, a member of the weasel family, and is thus related to minks, ferrets, otters and wolverines. The Sable eats rabbits, birds, etc, but, mostly lives on a diet of squirrels and chipmunks. Like most weasel family members, it is known for its exquisite fur.

2. Mercury's version of the Ford Taurus.

1. The Sable is NOT a rodent, the Marten EATS rodents!

by Marten Fisher July 26, 2006

psychotherapist

A specialized psychologist.

My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

Night Cap

A baseball cap with a light or lights, usually in the visorim.

There are several different brands of night caps to choose from. PANTHER and KOBALT are two different brands I can think of off the top of my head.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

goater

A GTO owner. The Pontiac GTO is often called "Goat".

Jeff is a Stanger, Jim is a Goater, and Joe is a Stinger. Joe wins all the races, Jeff always comes in last.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

Slinger

Derives from "gun slinger". A 6f or larger, circle or square of denim, canvas, or burlap with a hole for the wearer's head in the center. Usually woven of black, dark brown, and navy blue threads. Worn over a shirt.

The slinger disguises the gunslinger's movements. It is also often worn over long johns at night as a blanket.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

SESTeD

An acronym used to describe the philosophy and/or action of

S aving
E ndangered
S pieces
T hrough
e
D omestication

The SESTeD system only applies to wild animals deemed to be suitable for domestication as pets. Licensed breeders are allowed to have "whole" animals, the general public are only allowed to have neutered/spayed animals.

Please promote the SESTeD system in your State.

by Marten Fisher December 9, 2006

fisher

A much larger version of the Marten or Sable. This animal belongs to the weasel family, and, as such, is related to ferrets, minks, otters and wolverines. It eats squirrels, rabbits, porcupines (a favorite) and even its smaller cousin, the Marten. Have been known to kill bobcats and lynx.

Then fisher, like the badger and the wolverine, is one BADASS animal. They kill porcupines by grabbing them by the nose and flipping them over onto their back. Then they slice open their stomachs and EAT!

by Marten Fisher July 26, 2006