Mart Adler's definitions

red bastard

A communist or anyone associated with the commies.

Josef Stalin is a red bastard. And so is Fidel Castro and Chairman Mao.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

N Word Jim

The politically correct form of Nigger Jim.

I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

bastard or bitch

A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson

It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

faggotize

To turn something gay either through rallying or through the courts.

The courts would faggotize every Californian citizen if they had the chance.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

Jewish Task Force

The Jewish Task Force JTF is the greatest organization ever.

In your heart you know we're right and in your guts you know they're nuts. Join the Jewish Task Force! Shalom!

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

Super Phun Thyme

An arcade in the town of Littleton, Co.

Leo: Where are you going this weekend?
Eric: I'm thinking of heading over to Super Phun Thyme to play a few games and stuff.

by Mart Adler August 5, 2008

Patriot Act

Legislation designed to protect the American people from terrorism. Often criticized by the left and those who have something to hide. (see terrorist)

Leftist college student: The Patriot Act is choking our liberties.

Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.

Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.

Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.

Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.

Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.

Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)

by Mart Adler August 11, 2008