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Definitions by Mart Adler

Live Earth

A concert that was supposed to raise awareness about saving the planet, but instead wasted more kilowattage than the average household uses in a year.

A vessel for opportunists like Sheryl Crow to preach their hippie crap i.e. using only one square of tp for your bungholio.

A concert that wastes a lot of energy while at the same time making people feel like their the ones making an effort to save the earth.
Person 1: I love Live Earth. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Person A: That my friend is hell creeping up on you.

1: Explain please?

A: This concert wastes more energy than you do in a freakin' year.

1: I'm doing something instead of staying home and watching TV.

A: For the first time in a while, watching TV is the better option.
Live Earth by Mart Adler October 14, 2008

Patriot Act 

Legislation designed to protect the American people from terrorism. Often criticized by the left and those who have something to hide. (see terrorist)
Leftist college student: The Patriot Act is choking our liberties.

Me: Your liberties are not being choked. If what you said was true, the FBI would be down here and arrest you for saying stuff like that.

Student: That just what that fascist Bush wants you to believe.

Me: He's not a fascist. Fascists want to take your guns away. Republicans and conservatives value gun ownership. It is the democrats and the liberals who want to take your guns away. They are the real fascists.

Students: Uh, pardon me, fascism is right wing, like the nazis.

Me: Which confuses me, because nazi stands for national socialist. It's socialism, which is a leftist ideology, but on a national scale. So really, naziism is left wing.

Student: Whatever Michael Savage. (Walks away)
Patriot Act by Mart Adler August 11, 2008

Super Phun Thyme 

An arcade in the town of Littleton, Co.
Leo: Where are you going this weekend?
Eric: I'm thinking of heading over to Super Phun Thyme to play a few games and stuff.
Super Phun Thyme by Mart Adler August 5, 2008

red bastard 

A communist or anyone associated with the commies.
Josef Stalin is a red bastard. And so is Fidel Castro and Chairman Mao.
red bastard by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

N Word Jim 

I can't believe we have to call him N Word Jim now. Mark Twain must be rolling over in his grave.
N Word Jim by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

bastard or bitch 

A bad person who looks like a man and a woman. See Marilyn Manson
It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
bastard or bitch by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

faggotize 

To turn something gay either through rallying or through the courts.
The courts would faggotize every Californian citizen if they had the chance.
faggotize by Mart Adler June 30, 2008