Marshall tucker 's definitions

speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.

Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.

by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021

bradyites

People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.

I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.

I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

tezzardz

When your fantasy football team league goes rouge, leading to a bunch of tezzardz.

There is a conspiracy in my fantasy football league I think they are all tezzardz

by Marshall tucker October 17, 2021

chicago embearesd

Being invested in a certain Chicago football team but being embearesd about their choice of quarterbacks general managers and overall city issues.

It’s been a tough 35/years since we won a super bowl im a little Chicago embearesd.

My homie Code red loves them sadly.

by Marshall tucker October 27, 2021

stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.

Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Rafael nadal

A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.

Man that dude is pulling a Rafael nadal. Am. I watching some fetish in softporn or a tennis match.

by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021

Bull- Horned

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then,
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.

Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021