Definitions by Marmalade

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

Simon Hemel by Marmalade December 8, 2019

A Billy Condon

A guy that laughs at everything and at everyone and has two BOYFRIENDS that are usually a Swiss and a Arab. He usually comes from Oceana and sweats at basketball.

WOOOOWW Swiss boy you are on A Billy Condon

A Billy Condon by Marmalade November 26, 2019

James Upward 

He is a tall ass guy with a square head. His shots in Basketball are like throwing a rugby ball in a lineout. And is also a disease to get taller because fuck he is tall like 6 2 at 13

I need to get my self a James Upward so I need to grow taller

James Upward by Marmalade November 26, 2019

Achaenocarp

When a MAN rolls on the top of his car covered in cake icing that has been sat on by THREE woman and a GUCCI bikini.

By friend last week was very achaenocarp and hch fune had so mu

Achaenocarp by Marmalade November 25, 2019

pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck

Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable

pertrinable by Marmalade November 19, 2019

Door Boy 

A person that holds the door open for an elder to stop it from slamming into their face and breaking their noses and virginity.

Jimmy held the door open but the old ass girl with her ex boyfriend broke their nose because they we to bust banging with each other and that is the Door boy

Door Boy by Marmalade November 18, 2019