Marks's definitions

PPC

Pussy Per Capita

The amount of ass someone gets usually counted by youth groups or groups of friends.

Man....the 8th hour math class has a so much higher PPC rating than the 3rd hour class.

by Marks May 6, 2005

Tithes

10% of ones income donated to a church, because the Pastor usually makes you feel bad if you don't give it. Taken from the Old testament example of Israel giving the Levites 10% of livestock because Levi didn't get a land inheritence. The Early Church in Acts however NEVER gave tithes, giving was free-will in the NT Church, The Roman Catholics re-introduced monatary tithes to finance their lavish lifestyles.

"Here there goes Rev. Johnson driving the churches TITHES!

by MarkS April 7, 2012

Fargimph

The type of reaction you have when someone tells your or you see or hear of something impossibly bad/weird/amazing

My brother told me he was going to marry oprah and i had a Fargimph.

by Marks May 6, 2005

hup hup!

The noise made that signifies the start of use of the physical body.

Marks: Lets start running.
Josh: Hup hup!

by Marks May 25, 2005

Fargimph

An expression used when someone tells you something that is inconcievable or unbelievable.

My mom told me i was adopted and a had a fargimph.

by Marks May 5, 2005