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Definitions by Marki G

John Cusack 

"John Cusack will never get the recognition he deserves."
John Cusack by Marki G July 18, 2008

run-and-hug

Occurs mostly with teenage girls who haven't seen eachother in about four days or more. They see eachother, and immediately approach eachother quickly yelling some sort of phrase that exhibits frantic glee, such as "Oh my God!". Te run and hug eachother, embracing sometimes as long as enough time to have an entire conversation.
"I saw to girls pull a run-and-hug at the mall today. They were both wearing the same school uniform, so I guess one of them missed class or something."
run-and-hug by Marki G July 21, 2005

shark sandwich 

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".
"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."
shark sandwich by Marki G June 3, 2005

nigg nigg 

Basically the same as nig nig but with more effort. Punch it out when you speak it to give it the extra two g's at the end.
"yo, what a fuckin NIGG NIGG!"
nigg nigg by Marki G May 21, 2005

Nicolas Cage 

An actor that can turn any crap into something watchable or better. He's great.
Nicolas Cage turned that crappy movie into something totally awesome.
Nicolas Cage by Marki G May 21, 2005

The Mustard 

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.
"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."
The Mustard by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpet lake 

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.
"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."
carpet lake by Marki G May 21, 2005