Marker000's definitions

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Edgelord

A person who has way too much self control

Dan - You see John over there? He’s a massive edgelord

Mike - Damn, really? I can’t even control myself twice in a row

by Marker000 May 1, 2025

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

Shower

Slang for Nazi gas chambers, usually used when insulting a Jewish person.

Heinrich:
“Step in a shower you dirty fucking kike.”
Erwin:
“Holy fuck, it’s not 1944 anymore, you can’t say that shit.”

by Marker000 December 21, 2025