Marker000's definitions

American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East

A Big Retarded Cuck -

Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
A Smart Person -

Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!

by Marker000 August 4, 2024

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

Edgelord

A person who has way too much self control

Dan - You see John over there? He’s a massive edgelord

Mike - Damn, really? I can’t even control myself twice in a row

by Marker000 May 1, 2025

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025