Definitions by Mark Jones
gooching
A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
gooching by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
nng
online game gutteral sound, denotes pain when under stress or strain. Usually typed in caps with exclaimation marks.
nng by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
baggle
inner City, breadline slum scum. Prolly on smack definatly buying stolen goods and shopping at netto. Prolonged exposure to poverty and suger butties, has saucer-sunken eyes, smokes 80/day and a fiesta xr2
baggle by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
fusticated
Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004
monkey man
monkey man by mark jones August 5, 2003