Mark H's definitions
A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.
The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.
The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.
Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!
by Mark H August 31, 2004
Get the heaved hoemug. An ouija board. The game played on it is a fortune-telling game that is thought to bring demonic possesion down on certain people who play it.
Ouija player 1: Aww shit, dis weegee board be givin me the creeps, yo.
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
by Mark H June 17, 2004
Get the weegee boardmug. by Mark H October 10, 2004
Get the flymug. 1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.
Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 15, 2004
Get the car-rapemug. A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H December 3, 2004
Get the Orangutan saladmug. Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 9, 2005
Get the horizontal exclamation markmug. One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!
by Mark H September 1, 2004
Get the hoepopotamusmug.