Mark's definitions

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

by Mark December 4, 2004

lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

by Mark December 23, 2003

STARFISH

One who has been knocked out

Rider was lying in the starfish position after being knocked out

by Mark April 20, 2004

Bum Cheese

When a gay man allows sperm to go hard in his ass

"I havent washed in like a week, i still got bum cheese in my gay ass"

by mark March 22, 2004

jadakiss

the biggest loser rapper that ever lived.Everyone thinks he is sooooooo great. WEll guess what he ISNT!!!!!he is disliked by me and a loser named ryan.I cant rap for crap. but ill have u kno that he SUCKS. he is the biggest gay rapper every. HE is a wansta and he is just plain bad. SO to my conclusion, jadakiss is the biggest loser gay, crapy rapper , wangsta, retarted, stupid gay ever. ANd everyone on this page likes him..well i got news for you..HE SUX..he is worse than mark bellhorn and that is saying alot.oooooooooooohhh low blow.

jadakiss is a horrible rapper

by mark April 24, 2005

Banapple

The crossbreed between a banana and an apple. I came up with it during my AP Chemistry class. also see banapple snapple

Mom: What kind of fruit do you want?
Kid: Get me a banapple, bitch!

by Mark December 7, 2003