Mark's definitions

aweshole

Adj. When something is obviously not awesome, or when something is obviously really awesome.

This picture is aweshole. i love it. it sucks. i hate it. it's great.

by MARK March 7, 2005

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

Stink Weasel

Person who tries to get into other people's dirty business.

Stay out of my business you stupid stink weasel.

by Mark April 15, 2005

Glue Stick

To penetrate and/or enlarge the ear with the male penis.

Dude, I just glue sticked your mom last night. No joke.

by Mark December 10, 2004

Blave

To bluff, to lie, to blave. Not to be confused with 'True Love'

your blaving
i am not! i am telling the truth!

by Mark May 14, 2005

Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.

Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.

by Mark July 6, 2004