Definitions by Mark

liverpool 

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.

Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"

liverpool by Mark May 6, 2004

cunter 

a small dick head called tom hunter

tom hunter

cunter by mark May 5, 2004

poop

the term used to describe a computer which, after running perfectly fine for a while, decides to crash/bugger up for no apparent reason. This term is often used in conjunction with the windows operating system.

"Windows just went poop!"

poop by Mark April 30, 2004

CheerJoy

To think the cheer guys are dead sexy

Girl that stunt guy Nick is hella CHEERJOY.

CheerJoy by Mark April 28, 2004

gfunker 

the best rocketer in the game of halo. full warthogs become empty in seconds. smoke everywhere

You got funker by gufunker= (Rockted and your dead)

gfunker by mark April 26, 2004

schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

schoeffel by Mark April 24, 2004

cornlog

A six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. Most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other fagorts.

"What insensitive fagort dropped that cornlog and didn't flush ... must have been a fiorino"

cornlog by Mark April 24, 2004