maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested
get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood
by mark July 09, 2004
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penis

by mark September 27, 2003
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slug trails

Markings left by a woman.
That bird i copped off with last night has left huge great slug trails on my bed sheets / laminate flooring / kitchen worktop / car bonnet / face delete as appropriate
by mark November 16, 2003
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quess

Mr Weaver's way of saying guess.
Have the program quess a letter.
by Mark November 08, 2003
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slam-pig

A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.

Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
by Mark December 10, 2004
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Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.
Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)
by Mark February 27, 2004
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The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.
After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.
by mark April 04, 2007
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